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( text | misfire ) FROM: ✨👑KING JJ👑✨

[underwhelms]

[ it's taking him a couple of tries to get this message out... ]

but i've never had chlamydia so i don't know how to help

[bornofgods]

Start from the beginning. What exactly is this… clamidia? Why do you think I have it?

[underwhelms]

[ starting from the beginning might not offer as many clues as you might think ]

i don't think you have it!!
unless you're doing it unprotected but you're smarter than that
chlamydia is an infection from unprotected sex

[bornofgods]

I can’t guarantee that I’m not.

[ Sorry, JJ. He’s not that smart. ]

I know little about the various trials of human health. But, if the pain becomes too unbearable and the disease spreads too far, reason dictates that the infected part needs to be removed.

[underwhelms]

wow that's a lot of detail i didn't think i'd be getting
okay go on

also i'm not sure that removal is a viable option??
you heard what i said right

[bornofgods]

Yes, I understood everything.

Do you mean to tell me the victim is a woman?

[underwhelms]

it is a woman
i don't even know what you'd remove.....

[ He doesn't want to think about it either. ]

[bornofgods]

[ don't do it ]

Never mind that.
Are you in any way responsible for her hardship?

[underwhelms]

of course not
that would be impossible for a lot of reasons

[bornofgods]

I gather that the foremost reason is the lack of intimate relations.

[underwhelms]

[ rude ]

like i said earlier i'm smart enough to know better

[bornofgods]

[ it's only his 5th worst character trait ]

Smarter than "doing it unprotected"?
I see. If only I knew what this protection entails.

[underwhelms]

this is an alien planet so maybe the same rules don't apply
you haven't gotten sick have you?

[bornofgods]

No. Thankfully, it has been a long time since I have experienced any inkling of sickness.

[underwhelms]

then maybe you don't have to worry
but i guess your parents never taught you about safe sex?

[bornofgods]

You are correct. My parents never had time to indulge in such trivialities.

[underwhelms]

it's not trivial
or at least it wasn't
it might not be as important as learning to survive in the wilderness

[ or whatever important things ozymandias had to learn as a child ]

[bornofgods]

To a commoner whose survival depends on the land, perhaps.

In the case of a Pharaoh, the ability to ensure a heir to the throne has always been more important. I had tutors to instruct me, and physicians to deal with any complications. Though, I certainly never had any.

[ just to set the record straight... ]

Was it not the same for you? In my brief time spent on this world, I have come to the unavoidable conclusion that most hail from more enlightened times.

[underwhelms]

[ oh, he almost forgot that this guy is royalty ]

we learned sex ed in school
most people learned from their friends and the internet too
i was raised catholic so my parents didn't really talk about it
no fooling around before marriage

[bornofgods]

A noble ideal.

I also did not "fool around" before my first marriage.
If it is for someone that you hold dear, then it is worth the wait.

[underwhelms]

you're married??
do you have kids?
is your family here?