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[bornofgods]

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( text | misfire ) FROM: ✨👑KING JJ👑✨

[underwhelms]

[ it's taking him a couple of tries to get this message out... ]

but i've never had chlamydia so i don't know how to help

[bornofgods]

Start from the beginning. What exactly is this… clamidia? Why do you think I have it?

[underwhelms]

[ starting from the beginning might not offer as many clues as you might think ]

i don't think you have it!!
unless you're doing it unprotected but you're smarter than that
chlamydia is an infection from unprotected sex

[bornofgods]

I can’t guarantee that I’m not.

[ Sorry, JJ. He’s not that smart. ]

I know little about the various trials of human health. But, if the pain becomes too unbearable and the disease spreads too far, reason dictates that the infected part needs to be removed.

[underwhelms]

wow that's a lot of detail i didn't think i'd be getting
okay go on

also i'm not sure that removal is a viable option??
you heard what i said right

( text / misfire )

[defenses]

what do you think of a bunny costume??

[bornofgods]

A potentially beautiful sight to behold, if crafted by a talented seamstress.

[defenses]

a talented seamstress huh

they'd have to make it pretty big to fit me though
do you know of any seamstress ladies??

[bornofgods]

My companion dedicates herself to the arts of domesticity. She should be able to help you.

Now then. Why have you become so consumed by thoughts of this bunny costume? Reaching out to a stranger on the matter is most peculiar. Foolhardy, one might even propose.

text / un: ❤PANTHER❤ / misfire

[pussywhips]

[ Attached: a picture of this little shit, asleep, with a very full mustache drawn on his face. ]

pretty good, right?

[bornofgods]

If your intent was to make him look like some jester-in-training, then…
I shall grant you a “pretty good.”

[pussywhips]

hey, come on!
I didn't even have to do this myself

[ Here's another picture of the same scene, only zoomed out more to show that he's asleep while sitting at a kotatsu, his cheek pressed against the table. ]

I'm definitely keeping these

[bornofgods]

You had conspirators at your beck and call? I see that you’ve put much thought into this diabolical plan.

Of course you are. Evidence of great shame is but the essence of blackmail.

04.01 MISFIRE // un: Joker

[larsenist]

[ LATE... i'm sorry... also just gonna keep going with this why not ]

How do you get permanent ink off your face.

[bornofgods]

[ i have no objections ]

You can't.

[larsenist]

[ bless ]

You sure?

[ why u gotta string him out like this bruh ]

[bornofgods]

[ to troll or not to troll. it's an ancient dilemma, and he is weak. ]

ABSOLUTELY! What you want to erase must never be erased!

i'm joining the misfire train extremely late, un: flashgoddess

[catfident]

[ when will the network have mercy on her undead soul ]

You'll have to show me what you're capable of first.

How else can I teach you properly?

you're not too late, but right on time

[bornofgods]

An intriguing proposal, though presented recklessly. [ or, to be accurate, 'randomly.' ] I have been looking for ways to assuage my boredom...

Pray tell. What is it that you plan on teaching me? There is very little knowledge that is not already within my grasp, after all.

[catfident]

Did you not wish to learn the art of sword? Or are you already so confident in wielding your own?

[bornofgods]

To think a stranger would discern my weaknesses so easily... I shall assume that luck guided your hand, flashgoddess.

I must admit that I am interested.

not a misfire.

[vulpining]

[ Guess who was having her own issues last night? This fox! She's been feeling weaker — substantially weaker. Not only had she noticed her strength lessening, she fears that her contract wasn't quite enough to keep her going as her Master slumbers.

She keeps this to herself, you know. Because there's no other option and she shouldn't worry anyone else. ]

we're out of milk. can you fetch some upon your return?

someone wants to talk to him!

[bornofgods]

[ On the other hand, Ozymandias' wishes have been granted by the Natha. Not only does he feel psychically better, but mentally. While he is nowhere near the place where he belongs, no longer is he beholden to those he loathes to bow down. ]

I can. That goes without saying.
Before I do so, why do you ask? Have you fallen ill?

[vulpining]

[ DON'T RUB IT IN???? ]

no! i just don't wish to leave! the comforts of this bed is the best luxury i've been given since arriving.

[bornofgods]

[ sighh, FINE. ]

So, you've fallen prey to the sin of slothfulness.
I almost wish I could do the very same.

Fine, I shall fetch you milk. From a cow, I presume? What variation in size?